Welcome to another Week In Goss, MTV-ers. It’s your hot spot for naughty, juicy and cheeky celeb stories from the past seven days. You won’t get ‘em all anywhere else!

HARRY POTTER NAKED AND FULL OF HORMONES


Twilight schmighlight, people. Especially when there’s news as juicy as this about the new 'Harry Potter' flick.

We reported a while back that Hazza gets his kit off, but it seems Hermione might, too.

And the scene in question is going to be HOTTER than a just-boiled cauldron.

'Deathly Hallows' director David Yates says the new flick will feature a “very sexy” scene in which HP appears nekkid alongside Hermione, AKA Emma Watson.

The scene will be imagined by Ron (Rupert Grint).

Director Dave teased: “We’ll create something that feels very sexy and very intriguing to bring about a reaction in [Ron].” Crikey, what kind of reaction, Dave?

PERRY TAKES BRAND UP THE AISLE?


Russell Brand’s love wand is well and truly tamed these days, meanwhile.

Seems all it took was a bit of Hot ‘N’ Cold from a certain fruity pop star to cure Russ of his sex addiction.

“The black-clad comic said: "There was a deep craving within me. I mistook it for lust. I thought I was promiscuous. It turns out I was thorough… Get married, you say? That would be good, wouldn't it? I want to have children - that would be good."

FOSH AND JERGIE: UNITED FRONT


What with all the news of Tiger Woods and his 13 (and rising) indiscretions, Fergie must think she’s landed herself a real catch in Josh Duchamel.

After all, he was only linked to a measly two women.

The pair put on show of togetherness at the premiere of Fergz’s new film, 'Nine', last night (Dec 10), where Josh told reporters: "I’m just gonna spend [Christmas] with my wife and her family this year."

Josh is a master at pulling crackers, after all…

SWIFT AND LAUTNER GET KINKY WITH YOGURT


And there were others involved.

When we say kinky we mean, you know, going on a date to a frozen yoghurt parlour with T-Swift’s mum chaperoning.

But the pair were also supposed to have been caught pashing backstage at one of T-Swift’s gigs in LA, earlier this week.

An onlooker said: “Lautner went straight to Swift's dressing room… Once inside, the two definitely seemed like a couple."

Hmm, who is this fly on the wall?

TILA TO TIE KNOT WITH GAL


Now onto our favourite car crash MTV reality princess, Tila Tequila.

The webcam caner has taken some time off from her new, favourite hobby – Rihanna-baiting – this week, to get engaged.

To a girl.

The lady in question is Casey Johnson, heiress of the Johnson & Johnson corporation.

Tila made the announcement on UStream in black lingerie with her fiancé by her side. After they’d announced their happy news, they made out especially for their fans.

Ain’t that sweet?

GAGA: A CERTIFIED NUTTER?


Finally comes the shocking news that Lady Gaga – she of the fake penis, stage deaths, exploding breasts and dates with Kermit – once left her folks wondering if she were, you know, quite right in the head.

The Queen of Quirk said: “[My dad and I] didn't talk for months after the first time he saw me play, and my mother told me he was afraid I was, like, mentally unstable."

Ah Gaga, you are the most normal mental person we know.

Promise.

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